The Bachelor... there is no "I" in Tenley

First things first...

The word "amazing" should be officially taken out of the dictionary and never spoken again.

Holy Schmoly!!!

That's ALL Jake said last night!

All three women are "absolutely amazing", the island is 'amazing', Ali's "amazing"...

AAAAAAHHHHH!

FIND A NEW ADJECTIVE JAKE!!!

Ahem...

Now back to our regularly scheduled jibe fest...

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First date with Gia...

She is lovely... dressed super cute... out on the "town' in Lucia... street dancing... necklace buying...

dinner, back to the "Fantasy Suite", obligatory hot tub scene, rose petals, and again...

"everything was AMAZING".

She's cute, has a hot bod, poses practically nude for Maxim in swimsuits...

I don't see him bringing her back to meet the folks...

He doesn't... bye, bye Gia.

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Tenley...

Oh Tenley, Tenley, Tenley...

Sooo lovely... probably as perfect for Jake as Ali was...

BUT THAT VOICE!!!

Sometimes... it's normal... but most of the time!!!

Oy vay!!!

It's perpetual baby talk!

He's gotta be thinking...

"This voice for the rest of my life" (or in Bachelor years, for a month or so)

She is adorable though.

I believe she has the perfect temperament, poise, non posing nude past, that Jake requires...

BUT... I don't think he'll choose wisely...

I believe he is gonna let "little Jake" do his bidding...

What I like about Tenley... there is not "I" in Tenley...

I'll explain further...

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Vienna...

Hmmm....

Really and truly, I don't see what he sees in her... but he doesn't know what we know.. does he?

Call me old fashioned... call me what you will...

But DID HE NOT HEAR HER CONTINUALLY SAY THE WORD "I" WHEN HE ASKED HER ABOUT WHAT SHE WANTS FOR MARRIAGE?

"I" want this for "my" life... "I" want "my" husband" to treat "me" like this...

I, I, I, I, I...there is not an "I" in Tenley... she kept saying "we", 'us', "our" throughout the program...

HOW CAN SHE POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS AT THE TENDER AGE OF 23!

I was also sick of being forced to look as her Dark Roots all night during their dinner...

Don't they have hair stylists on staff?

Obviously, I'm not a Vienna fan.

She's condescending, unattractive, ditzy, spoiled, airheaded (see ditzy) and "just wants to smile, and travel, and laugh, and travel, and smile, and this is the life "I" want..."

Ugh!!!

Oh... and how sweet was it that she "happened" to have packed in her little arsenal... and silky white teddy for the date? She really comes prepared!

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With Tenley... Jake is assured that he can go to parties, social gatherings at work, family affairs, and his wife will be sweet, loving, nurturing and won't sleep with someone "hotter" and more "smiley".

Even though her voice is uber annoying, there are times when it's normal...and maybe that would come out more after the show...

With Vienna... he is assured of his "wife" not being able to get along with the women in his life...

giggly, eyerolling conversation at social gatherings, and constant talk about "me", "I" and "mine'.

She just doesn't have social graces required to be the sort of wife Jake needs...

But... as true to form... even though likes to think of himself as "too perfect" Little Jake is making all the decisions... just like all the rest...

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Ali called and did the pouting, lower lip thing again...

I threw up just a little in my mouth...

WHEN IS ABC GONNA REALIZE THEY ALREADY DID THIS LAST SEASON???

Just because it worked once... doesn't mean it'll work again...

Because she left... Vienna stayed... I believe...

THAT has made all the difference...

Ali... you ruined it!!! (sticking my tongue out)

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I know who he picks...

I wonder if it lasts?

Fireplace part 2

Fireplace building update!!!

Our old firepit... great while we had it... but it's time for an upgrade...

My boys poured the entire concrete base all by themselves...

Time to stack some brick!!! Alex is stand on our old fire pit...

I wanted the seat all around the fireplace to have my personal style... so I bought a huge concrete stamp, and grapes are my thing... so that's what we stamped! We will be stamping the floor of the area with this stamp also... Then... when it's dry, I'll go back with some concrete stain, and water color in the leaves and grapes a bit... then seal it...

First layer done! See the stamp? The fireplace is going to be "see through" to the other side... so adults can sit and chat on one side, and the teens can sit and chat on the other... while sharing the same space!!!

The two side flanks will house a refrigerator on one side, and a wood hole on the other...

Things I learned this week... 2-12-10

What I learned this week...

I learned that homemade breadsticks DON'T LAST when you have 4 men in your family...

1. I learned that if you wake your kids up 10 minutes before you have to leave to drive to school... they get ready REALLY FAST... *** I learned that Amazon.com's super saver FREE shipping means that your stuff will take 12 DAYS TO DELIVER!!! *** I learned that people are REALLY, REALLY,REALLY touchy about their Facebook games they play online, and they REALLY don't like it when you complain about the games. I learned they may even... {{quiver, sniffle, quiver}} UN FRIEND YOU!!!! {SNIFF} *** I also learned I just don't care whether someone is mad that I don't enjoy the FB games that post nonstop in my status reports... *** I learned that one of my favorite cousins, Elena, reads my blog!!!! *** I learned that I have 2 SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS to help this THIS WEEKEND! I HAAAAATE SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS!!!

   

Writer's Workshop 2-11-10

The prompt I chose is...

Describe my worst winter weather story...

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Let's face it... when you live in Southern California, there aren't many "winter weather" stories to tell. Every winter weather story I could remember took place either in another state... or another country.

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Sooo... I chose the one when I was 17, and in Canada visiting family for Christmas.

The cousin I was staying with had to go to work, and she warned me not to go outside into the snow alone. (There were no cell phones back then). Her son, my age, was at work also, so I had the place to myself. Well, it started to snow... actually coming down from the sky... and I got SOOOO EXCITED!

IT WAS MY VERY FIRST TIME EVER SEEING SNOW FALLING!

When we arrived in Toronto, there was a thick blanket of snow... but the sky was blue, and it was FREEZING!

I was sooo bummed that it might stay clear, and I'd never be able to see snow falling during my stay.

Well, Mother Nature obliged me.

I spent forever getting all bundled up, (it was a nightmare, in CA you throw on a jacket and you are good to go), and against my cousins advice, I went out to play in the snow.

I slipped, I slid, I was happy, and giddy, and looked like a total dork jumping around like a 5 year old in the falling snow. One couple stopped their car and said "You aren't from around here... are you?"

I told them SoCal and they got it.. and drove off laughing...hopefully with me, and not at me... but I'll never know.

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I decided to take a short walk.

There was a little park nearby. In the summer, when I've visited, the park was gorgeous and green and had lots of little hills and beautiful trees, and I really wanted to see untouched snow on trees and experience my own little "winter wonderland"... just like the Courier and Ives pictures I've seen.

So I headed to the park.

Remember... I don't do snow. It never snows where I live... heck... it hardly rains... ever...

so I am completely clueless as to the ins and outs of snow safety.

So... I walk to the park... and see the edge of what I think I can remember as a little cliff, maybe 5 feet high. I am such a dufus... I just take my first step to go down the hill, and I fall, straight down the side of the hill.

Guess what color coat and hat I'm wearing... yeah... go ahead...

When shopping for "winter wear" before our trip, coats and hats and scarves and gloves were foreign to us, and my Mama and I thought it was be fabulous to buy chic white coats and matching hats.

So yeah... I'm wearing WHITE! Duh!!!! It matches the snow!

THANK GOD I am 5'7" and my hair is brunette.

I wasn't worried until I could. not. get. out. of. the. snow. I had no idea how to manuever in new snow.

I start screaming at the top of my lungs.

Then I remembered... my Mama had enrolled me in self defense classes when I was 11-13 and they told me to never just scream for screaming sake... most people won't care or bother...

but if you yell FIRE!!!! FIRE!!!! people take notice.

Sooo..I yelled FIRE!!! FIRE!!! HELP!!! FIRE!!!!

A park worker happened to be emptying trash cans that day, and heard me, ran over, helped me get my balance and made the observation that I 'wasn't from around here'.

I hugged him, crying, and told him I thought I was gonna die there(being a dramatic 17 yr old).. and no... I wasn't from anywhere remotely around there.

I was a dumb California girl, who prefered to be chic instead of sensible, and didn't heed good advice not to leave the house alone.

He walked me the one block to my cousins house, where he shook my hand, and went about his work at the park.. people in Canada are so nice!

I hurried up and changed my clothes, washed and dried them, grabbed the remote control and vegged out in front of the TV until my cousins came home, a few hours later.

When they asked me what I did that day, I told them I caught up on my homework from school, called my friends in Cali, and just vegged out.

They felt bad for me, they had to work only one more day then they were off the next two weeks, and they picked my parent's and brother up and we all went out to dinner, passing the park where I slipped... a small smile crept on my face... only I knew what an idiot I was that... until now...

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The Bachelor...Trainwreck TV at it's finest!

Oh Drama!

How do you spell it?

J-a-k-e / A-l-i!

25 minutes of waiting, a lower lip pouting, and bad ponytails, and eye rubbing, and Jakie Poo

practically telling her to "STAY... OR I'LL HAVE TO PICK HORSE FACED VIENNA to stay"

all to end up with...

"I have to go".

Her job called and gave her the ole' ultimatum.

I swear, I think it's a ploy.

The stupid job people KNOW ahead of time, their employee is going on this God forsaken show...

Why ask her to leave it?

So dumb!

Maybe they assumed she wouldn't get this far, and had to rethink their permission slip.

OR...

Maybe they saw how well that worked out for Ed last season, and they thought they'd try it again!

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Oy vay... did you hear the voice over's as the ladies were ushered into the rose ceremony?

There was some creative dubbing going on there... especially when Vienna came into view...

Whew... ABC dodged that proverbial bullet... huh?

I have a suspicion that Vienna was on her way out before Ali dropped the bomb...

Or Gia...

Ali was definitely a major contender, even with all the dub work for Vienna, I think it really bugged Jake that Vienna can't/won't get along with other women.

Helloooo... Jake's Mama is a woman!

Ya gotta kinda learn to get along!

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I loved Ali for snore bore Jake.

She was right up his alley (haha or Ali! I made a joke!)

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So next week they are off to St. Lucia, and it's more bikini's, shaved pecks and boobs.

Oh joy.

Ali makes a suspicious call while Jake is in his room... but it's just a teaser... she probably calls to dis on Vienna again...

I would LOVE it if that happened...

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I'm in a mood.

I didn't even watch Tenley's hometown visit, and couldn't handle much of Gia's.

I love my fast forward button.

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I'll never get those last two hours back...

Good thing I was folding laundry and making coffee and helping William with his homework while it was on... or it would have been a complete waste of time!!!

Pizza

Ya think I made enough pizza for the big game?

What I learned this week II

Thing I learned this week...

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1. It's really not a good idea to sit on the same side of a basketball court as the opposing team, even if a long time friend is there. It's really, really, really hard not to punch the other parents in the face for talking smack about your son's team.

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2. If you take off after waiting for your 13 year old to decide to come to car pool after 20 minutes, and leave him at school for a few hours while you shop... he won't make you wait again.

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3. I'm not as "cool" as I think I am. When I talk to my son's friends at school... and we laugh and banter... my middle son tell's me they are only being polite to me.

Nice huh? He, unlike the other two... will be moving out of my home the day he turns 18... (j/k) (maybe)

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4. Cutting "bangs" on my hair DOES NOT hide the gray streak hiding underneath it. What was I thinking?

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5. Making sourdough starter is a long, babysitting process... but soooo worth it!

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So that's what I learned this week.

Okay.. so it's not earth moving stuff...but I learned them anyway...

Maybe next week I'll have learned how to cure a disease or something...

Writer's Workshop 2-3-10

Writer's Workshop Prompt for today, that I chose, IS...

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10 things I never knew until I became a Mom...

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10 THINGS ...

Hmmm....

1. I never knew how completely overwhelming the love I feel for those kids would be...

Never in my life, have I loved someone so much I would die for him... even my hubby... until I gave birth... and instantly... if it was a choice of death between me and the kids... I would choose my own death... (I think all Mom's feel this way) People always told me they felt this way... I just never knew it was REAL until William was born.

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2. Then they become teens... and all that drivel I said in number 1... yeah...it's all out the window now... LOL.. no... just kidding... sorta.

I didn't know, actually, how much I would LIKE my sons when they became teens... they are funny, witty, smart, a little too sassy at at times, and really developing into people I would want as friends... if they weren't my sons.

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3. How much laundry there would be. Seriously... I would totally rethink the "play every sport imaginable" if I had it to do all over again... and have them play instruments instead... less dirty clothes...

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4. I didn't know that not getting sleep at night DOESN'T END after the baby starts sleeping through the night. When they get older, the sleeplessness comes back... only the child isn't in the house with you... he's at a dance, and you worry, and can't go to bed until he's safe at home.. doors locked...Ugh!

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5. I didn't know how much I would start to sound like my Mother.

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6. I didn't know how much I would want to put my kids into a bubble, and never have anything harm them... ever.

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7. I didn't know how much it would hurt me, when someone else is hurtful to them.

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8. I didn't know how much I would want to HURT the person that hurt my kids...

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9. I didn't know how my Mom felt. Now I do.

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10. I didn't know I could be so proud, scared, elated, horrified, frantic, joyous,

disgusted, freaked out, loved, happy, giggly and worried..

ALL AT THE SAME TIME...

The Bachelor...Ali didn't wear yellow!!!

Edited to Add:

Jake cried.

Ali wore purple, instead of yellow.

Vienna did something REALLY unfortunate with her fake hair on Rose night...

Gia was adorable.

Tenley's voice wasn't AS annoying as it has been.

Cori admitted she's a virgin...

Jake was still like... "Oh gosh, gee willickers... yuck, yuck, yuck..."

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I wish now.. that I didn't know who Jake picks...

Because what he's doing still doesn't make any sense... and I know who he ends up with...

I wish Ali would stay...

but I believe her hatred for Vienna proved to be too much for her... and I just don't blame her.

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I am so glad he kicked Vienna out of his room... it was kinda slutty of her... especially with Gia

on the same date... sheesh!

Her Mama didn't teach her an finesse or class...

She can't use youth as an excuse... I know a lot of really classy, respectful 23 yr olds...

ETA!!! Just saw on Reality Steve's blog, a picture of Vienna...WEARING NOTHING BUT A BURBERRY SCARF OVER HER TATA'S! Hellooooo... Ward and June aren't gonna like that in a prospective future daughter in law... !!!

Tacky... sooooo tacky!

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Jake is really, really "Leave it to Beaver".

It was a yawn fest tonight...

I'm gonna go read "Redeeming Love" in bed now...

Ciao!

You want him to shave WHAT?

Is it just me?

Am I the only one that is bothered by it?

Is it really necessary?

Wanna know what the heck I'm talking about?

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For the past year and a half, my almost 16 year old has been coming home and telling me the guys in the locker room keep telling him he needs to

SHAVE HIS CHEST HAIR OFF, AAAAAND HIS LEG HAIR!!!!

Really?

Are we ALL gonna be women now?

There is no water polo at his school... so that's not an excuse...

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William has no intention of shaving... he doesn't care what they say... he just tells me because he hears it every day... and he thinks it's funny.

I THINK IT'S WEIRD!

I guess I'm old school... but if a man has chest hair... well then... he has chest hair!

I would be very weirded out if my husband shaved his entire body...

I know some women really like that sort of thing... but... I like my men to look, feel and act like men. I even love my Hubby's "work" smell...

I call it "Money"... he doesn't laugh... I DO!!!

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Since when did even our young men become Metrosexuals?

Do the young ladies of the world REALLY want their men to spend as much time in front of a mirror as they do? Do the women want to WAIT ON THE MAN to get ready for a date?

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Another question...

WHAT ABOUT THE STUBBLE!

OUCH...

that's all I'm saying!

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I can see if the man has an extremely hairy back or something.. then yeah... take care of it...

but hair on the chest being shaved, or waxed... or whatever?

I. do. not. get. it.

AND LEGS! Who wants to see silky smooth man legs?

I happen to love the masculine"ness" of hair on a man.

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I also don't want my men getting clear nail polish on their hands, or facials...

I'm sorry... it's just wrong...

Take care of it at home... fine... but to see a professional about it on a weekly basis would make me feel like I am married to another woman.. and if I wanted to play for that team... I would!!!

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It's so WEIRD that the peer pressure my son is getting...in good fun... I've heard them rib him about it...is about hair removal...

I suppose it could be drugs or alcohol... and I am SOOO thankful it isn't...

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Any of you fans of hairless men?