Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Trainwreck TV... The Bachelor... Oy vay!!!

I knew it since the first time I read Reality Steve's website...
and I watched anyway...
Actually, fast forwarded most of the season...
One more "Amazing" or "journey" or "so in love with him/her" would have sent me over the edge...
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If Jake were a Superhero... he would be Cliche'Man. That boy didn't have an original thought in that head of his... He sounded like a bad Hallmark card...all. the. time!
And that LAUGH of his...
I really liked him last season...
but NOW THEY MAKE HIM A DANCER ON DWTS?
Really?
Has the pool of available celebrities become that shallow?
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And Vienna... though not my fave...she did clean up nicely. At least her roots were done this time around... and her hair extensions weren't as severe, and actually had a decent color on on them... but as far as her on air personality, and her moral fiber (nudie pics online... everywhere), well, this June and Ward Cleaver parents (whom I liked) are not gonna be too happy to explain that to the future grandkids...
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If he wants a girl that no one else will get along with... then so be it... it shows signs of a guy that is greedy and doesn't want a woman to have friends and outside interests.
I wonder if she'll be in the audiene at Dancing With The Stars!!!
"Oh golly gee willickers!!! There's the love of my life... I. Love. You.!" I can just picture him mouthing that on the show over to Vienna... EWWWWWW!!!!
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So now Ali is the Bachelorette... and I know everyone else wanted Tenley to be the one... BUT... really... 3 months of that VOICE???
I don't think they have that much helium on the PLANET!!!
And... Ali's bottom lip is gonna be working overtime...and apparently that makes for good Tv...
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Oh... the trials and tribulations of REAL LOVE on ABC...
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And that whole Jason and Molly thing?
Uh...I'll watch... to have something to write...
but I will have a huge bowl to throw up in right next to me..
Just sayin.

5 comments:

  1. They are a perfect match fo sure Dumb and dumber

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  2. I'm just glad it's over. In the beginning I liked Jake. By the end, not so much.

    But it's not going to keep me from watching DWTS.

    Obviously... I need to get a life.

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  3. All I kept saying while watching that show was "Jake is an idiot."

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  4. You know I had to start watching since I didn't have anything intelligent to add when bloggers posted about this : ) My husband said I was funny. I thought he was hot : ) I didn't hate vienna but I didn't see the first 6 episodes. I might have disliked her had I watched the whole thing :)

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