I'm just gonna say it...
MICHELLE FROM ANAHEIM... YOU ARE A LUNATIC... GET HELP NOW...RUN... DON'T WALK TO THE NEAREST THERAPIST!!!
Holy Grasshoppers Batman... that girl needs a straight jacket!
I actually FELT SORRY for Jake!
I pray... sooooo hard... that my boys don't end up with someone like her... ever!
I would have to commit some drastic measure to ensure she wouldn't be a part of our family...
Wooooo!
Where is electric shock therapy when you need it?
DID YOU SEE AND HEAR HER STAND UP ROUTINE?
I heard a man pass wind IN EGYPT!!!
Creepy!!!
And then!!! And then!!!!!! She wanted him to BEG HER TO STAY??? For real????
If I were him? I would have told the cab driver to drop her off in front of a pharmacy for her lithium refill, and THEN ask him to take her to the airport and put her on the first plane to Antarctica...
She was just that weird!!!!
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On to Vienna... unfortunate looking Vienna.
Can't stand the hair extensions... totally look fake... I wear fake hair all the time... but it matches my curl and color... That stuff, is way, way, way to bleached... and it LOOKS FAKE!!!
She uses the word "Like" as an adverb AND an adjective...
She is another weirdo...
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I happened to read Reality Steve's blog and I know who Jake picks...
He, too, is delusional... Jake, not Reality Steve...
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That poor gorgeous girl, that wouldn't kiss Jake, and he accused her of being a tease...
I still liked her...she wasn't as nearly weird as the other two bimbos.
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Ali is still my fave, but Reality Steve says she's close to leaving the show...
so sad...
Sorry for the mini spoiler... I just had to do it.
Sue me.
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Oh... that poor Jake was so exhausted from all his torment...
Poor baby.
I feel so sorry for him...
Mansion,
motorcyle,
gourmet food,
travel first class...
The poor boy...
I'd be exhausted too...
Sigh...
Great title for this post! I love your summary too! So glad to see him send Michelle away early even--that was so cool! I still like Ali but I like Ella a lot too. I liked Elizabeth at first, but after the second episode, not so much. I think she was a big tease and certainly wasn't impressed at all with her little comedy act. Glad he dumped her too!
ReplyDeleteI'm reading and looking and can't find who he picks. Can you tell me? That Michelle is CRAZY and I agree with you about Vienna. Yuck! Please tell me who he picks.
ReplyDeleteI think ANYONE who goes on these shows needs their head examined!!! And they really expect to find true love??? Puh-lease!
ReplyDeleteOh I totally agreed with Jake about Elizabeth being a tease. Sure, save the kiss for the end! But I was totally sick of her "do you want to kiss me? do you? do you? i know you wanna but i'm not gonna let you!" routine. Talk about something else, woman! Haha anyway that is my rant on her. I think you were spot on with Vienne and Michelle. And I, too, know who gets picked! Yay for Reality Steve. There's not actually anyone this season who I particularly like, including Jake.
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