Oh Jakey, Jake, Jake, Jake...
You really pulled an "Aw golly gee willickers, Beav... this one is hard to decide..." moment ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
First of all... ARM PATCHES ON A FLANNEL? Really?
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The night was just FILLED with cliche's!!!
"Make a connection"
"I get lost in your eyes"
(then he dumps her) nice.
"You are an AMAZING woman" (he said this to 3 of them) GAG!
"There's someone out there for you... and I'm not him" Uh... Duh!
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Ella...gorgeous though she is, he didn't like her... sent her packing.
Same with Kathryn... BUT NOT BEFORE making her believe she was getting a rose...
Oh Jakey... you are a sly one!
You are so okie dokie! Thumbs up dude!! {Snort snort!}
Puleeeze.
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I loved this guy last season...
This season... UGH!!! He can't be that boring!!! He just can't be!
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My favorite part of the show, was their going up the coast and staying in and at all the places I've stayed before... the Madonna Inn is awesome... and I practically lived in Pismo Beach as a kid growing up, we have land there and camped there often.
Other than that...
SNORE FEST!
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Vienna bugs the hell out of me.
I want to rip her extensions out, and she wears ENTIRELY too much makeup.
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And what was going on with the blue and green and yellow eyeshadow on that cute brunette?
I don't remember her name... but Yowza!
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I love how FIESTY Ali is... but alas... she is not long for the show...
She is the only one I like for Jake... because she, at least, has a pulse!
BUT... does she ONLY have evening wear in butter yellow?
The color does look great on her... but if I had a figure like those girls.. I'd either walk around naked all the time, or at least change my colors up a bit...
Maybe she's trying to stay consistent so bore snore Jake can pick her out of a crowd easily.
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Even though I loathed Michelle, she did make for some funny drama, with her Lithium needing ways...
"Can I get a martini with a shot of L Dopa? Please?"
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Every week, when I make myself watch this Trainwreck TV... I feel dirty, and like I need to punish myself like that monk in the Davinci Code...
It scares me that there are so many women out there like that in the world...
Ewwww....
I need a shower...
I do believe there is a good reason why Jake is still single. And we are starting to see it. He keeps giving ugly Vienna sausage a rose. Like all the rest of the Bachelors. The lights are on, but no one is home...
ReplyDeleteI also think he is a mama's boy (oh, not that there is anything wrong with that Saundra, hee hee!). I am anxious to see how he is around his mom when he takes the girl's home.
I thought the dates were fun and like that about Jake. I'd much rather watch them doing something fun than just sitting around drinking in the hot tub or at a pool barely dressed. I give the guy some credit though for not giving roses to those he's already decided won't make it to the end.
ReplyDeleteI agree about Ali--she's still my favorite and I think she does wear the yellow all the time so he notices her and can keep her straight. It does make her stand out.
I think the girls are being unnecessarily mean to Vienna--don't think she's all THAT bad. Poor thing.
Another cliche' you forgot to mention . . . "He's my hero." (I think Vienna said that in the dune buggy.)
I still like Gia, Tenley and Ali best. Enjoyed reading your thoughts here. I didn't see Jake on last season's show so can't comment about that.