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DESCRIBE SUPERHERO YOU.
Oh... to be a superhero!
Okay... first let me describe my bodacious superhero body...
Strong with Angela Bassett or Michelle Obama arms
Long, thick, jet black curly hair.
(yeah, I know... I sound like Wonder Woman)
High Cheek bones.
Size "C" cups... that DID NOT SAG... EVER!
(non sagging boobs would be one of my super powers, mine would never sag, and I would be able to "lift" all my friends "girls" with my mind, but don't ever piss me off... or you'd be scratching your "girls" around your ankles... just sayin')
Legs, armpits and upper lip that never needed shaving or waxing
My costume would be a cute jogging suit, so I could move freely when kicking villian butt.
My super powers... hmmm...
I would DEFINITELY be able to fly. No question.
I would also like the ability to heal people...
I would be able to read my kids minds... oh... er... scratch that.. maybe not... better not open that can of worms... forget I said that.
I would also like to be able to build anything I needed, furniture, cars, boats, houses, etc...
Since I would be able to fly, I really wouldn't NEED a car or transportation... but I would use it anyway... you know.. to show I'm down with my peeps.
I would drive a 1966 midnight blue convertible Mustang, and a 1976 Cadillac Barritz Convertible... white, with tan suede interior. No.. not at the same time! Duh!
My insignia would be a gorgeous, calligraphy "D" for Diva or Domestic Diva.
or maybe an "SS" for Superhero Saundra, but very swirly and lovely... in purple, of course.
When anyone needed me, it would shine in the sky like Batmans, or you could just text me at
1-800-superhero and text the word "Diva".
No charge for the text.. of course.
My superhero lair would be a tropical island, with perfect weather year round.
My cabana boys would all look like Matthew McConahottie, Tom Selleck, and Johnny Depp when dressed as Jack Sparrow. Yum. Oh yeah... Clooney too.
I would put all the worlds villians on a deserted island, all of them together, so they can hash themselves out. They would get all the worlds disease. So say goodbye to Amadinajad, Bin Laden, Castro, Chaney... oh... did I say that one out loud? hmmm....
Thus freeing up jails and all that money can go toward finding cures for Cancer, Aids, Heart Disease etc...
Oh, I'd also be able to eat without gaining an ounce.
Great superpower huh?
I think Sandi over at LuckyThirteen Plus One has that super power!
What would SuperHero YOU look like?
Oh how I wish I knew how to do a Mr. Linky that works...
Comment please... I'm curious what super powers you'd have!