Okay... hold up! Wait a minute!!!!
Am I the ONLY ONE IN AMERICA... that ACTUALLY THOUGHT... that
the OVERNIGHT DATES IN THE FANTASY SUITES...
were mostly just "R" rated and not "X" or "XXX".
Am I STILL that naive?
Did you SEE and HEAR all the 'Alluding' to erectile dysfunction going on in tonights episode?
It's NATIONAL TV... DUMMIES!
Your MAMA'S and DADDIES are WATCHING!!!
Buck neked in the bathtub...
and that white, braless frock she had sprayed glued to her miniscule boobs...
Can she say... "Leave that junk for your own personal bedroom?"
I DON'T WANNA SEE IT!
I AM SOOOOO EMBARRASSED FOR JILLIAN RIGHT NOW!
I have no words...
Okay...that's never true... I ALWAYS have words... but OMG!
I swear... in my heart of hearts... I really thought that the girls didn't ACTUALLY have SEX with
three guys in the same freaking week.
I mean... come on... that is waaaaaay slutty!
Yeah... I spelled it!
What of it!
All the rubbing, the oil, the squealing... ugh!
Kiptyn still kisses like he has 16 pairs of lips... what IS that?
Reid... dude... that Jillian is one needy chick.
She DESPERATELY needs you to make a FOOL of yourself on National TV, and say you love her before she dumps you...
I mean... really.
I liked ya.
I thought you were better for her than Kippy.
You really put it out there... huh?
I loved your parents.
But dude... Jillian totally called you out on that "passion not happening" thing.
I was fully expecting to see a Viagra commercial right after...
Do you really want a women that airs your dirty laundry like that on National TV?
I wouldn't want to marry a girl that gave it away to two other dudes in the same week...
neither should you!
Bye Bye Reid.
Maybe you'll be the next Bachelor.
I really thought Ed was going... but he said the magic words... "I love you Jillian" and
"I swear, you won't be disappointed" hmmm.....
She really needs you to "put it out there" and be "spontaneous"
(oh, how I HATE that word now because of her!) Squeal... Squeal!!!
I HATE WES!
Just wanted to put that out there again.
Crap... three more weeks of this insanity.
I am so glad it's only once a week.
I can't write any more about it for too much longer.