Friends Vs. Italian Friends

FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS

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FRIENDS: Never ask for food

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mama and Papa.

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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Dang...we messed up...but that was fun!"

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FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

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FRIENDS: know a few things about you.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

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FRIENDS: Are for a while.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life. ***

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,

"Hey, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

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FRIENDS: Will talk smack to the person who talks smack about you.

ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will knock them the heck out!!