If ANYTHING makes ANYONE sound not ready for marriage or up for raising a child...
it's ANYONE that says LIKE, LIKE A MILLION, LIKE, TIMES.... LIKE!
Enough already with the Valley Girl speech.
Perhaps I should have prefaced this post with the warning that I am
PMS'ING THIS WEEK... AND EVERYTHING PISSES ME OFF!
But I digress...
Trainwreck TV did not disappoint again... but THIS time... the trainwreck was not one of the bachelorettes... oh no! THIS weeks trainwreck award goes to
Naomi's creepy parents! Especially Mama! Woo!
That family probably has the men with straight jackets on speed dial with her around!
So sad... she lives about 30 minutes away from me. I'm moving.
Where... upon meeting your daughters boyfriend (who happens to be cheating on her with 3 other women, on national television) does ANYTHING say it is okay to
ask said boyfriend to say a eulogy over a dead, wrapped bird, that you said
committed suicide in honor of the occasion, into your car. WHERE... I ASK YOU!
I was so happy to see that Naomi was appropriately mortified.
And Daddy... yikes...
I love me some Jesus... I am a believer and all that jazz... but to shove it down someones
throat within minutes of meeting someone, and then telling that someone that they should really think about accepting Jesus as his Lord and Savior...
What ever happened to actions speaking louder than words?
People will come to know Him by our lives...not our mouths...
Molly's Mom was TAME compared to Naomi's Indigo Adult Mama.
Did you see Jason's face when Naomi's Dad was preaching? Yeah... he was waaaay spooked.
Melissa's parents? Rude much? Yes, but to each his own. They never even went to her Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader games... so whatever.
She is still completely adorable, a little to addicted to the short shorts... (maybe still in Cheerleader mode), but her friends were very nice.
Molly...nice family... but she HAS to go next...I just know it.
THEN... THEN... THE PREVIEWS WERE THE BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE SHOW!
Deanna shows up in NEW FREAKIN' ZEALAND next week.
I can finally feel whole! Blossom to be the woman I was always meant to be...
ABC finally heeded my nasty letters (none) and brought her to the show... FINALLY!
It's about freakin' time!
I wouldn't have watched past the first show if they hadn't played that tasty little morsel of
preview with Miss Deanna on it.
Ohh... they are goooood.
She makes him CRY!!!
She says she makes a mistake!
But wait... what if she says that just to help Jason not make the same mistake!
What if she is there only to help him... and NOT TO THROW A WRENCH IN TO THE MIX!
I will have watched in vain!!!!
I know this does not make me popular with the people that ADORE this show and
believe that only true, long lasting love is found on this show...
Sue in "Colorado" (Ohio) LOL!
But... what great TV it would make if he CHOSE DEANNA INSTEAD OF THE OTHER GIRLS!
It would seal their fates of being tabloid fodder for years to come!
What if ... gulp... a bachelor... ACTUALLY GOT MARRIED...!
Then it would make all the other horrible pair ups on the show worthwhile... wouldn't it?
I mean... I believe this show will continue UNTIL a Bachelor ties the proverbial knot, and they can finally say the show worked.
Trina, Trisha? whoever,and the fireman don't apparently count.
Sooo...another long week... of waiting... bit bated breath until the return of
beloved Deanna... heartbreaker extraordinare...
Until next week...
Adieu... Adieu... parting is such sweet sorrow...