I like to think of myself as a fairly level headed person.
Don't laugh... it's true... it's my fantasy... don't spoil it for me...
Okay... so I'm a crazed lunatic most of my life... but on some days... I can be downright
inspiring! (Okay...once was July 1985, and another time was December 1992)
So tonight, much to my chagrin... I watched the Bachelor. Reality Steve really ruined it for me.
Notice the lack of exclamation points. Yeah. My heart wasn't in it.
I kept looking at Jason with distain and ugly thoughts.
My mind kept asking questions like...
"Was Steve right? Does he dump sweet Melissa on National TV?"
"Only to turn around and ask Molly to marry him?"
"Then does he really tell Melissa that he was cheating on her with Molly on the weekends she didn't go to Seattle?"
You know... I don't even care anymore if Deanna comes back.
They got me hook, line and sinker... and that is something I won't forget.
They use and abuse... that ABC, and I know what a boycott is... they better be shakin' in their Manolo Blahniks and Bruno Magli's.
Oh... the pain... the wretched... wretched pain. (still no exclamation points.)
Tonight was the "Tell All" episode of this truly trainwreck season.
They practically asked Jillian to be the next bachelorette... but if this season goes down the way Reality Steve put it... the entire Bachelor franchise will be seen only in hell.
I, for one, will be outraged if Jason knew ahead of time that he was to dump Melissa, for ratings, even though he really wanted Molly. It would break my cynical heart! (there's one)
The end of tonights show was a close up of Chris Harrison (the host)
and his disclaimer that the Final Rose or After the Final Rose or whatever it was
was so sensitive, so hush-hush, that they "wanted to give the threesome the privacy they deserved" or some mish-mash talk like that.
Hmmmm... how much PRIVACY is there when you are taping it for NATIONAL TV?
If they don't see us... does that mean we don't really exist?
Hellooooo! (there's another... I'm gettin' all warm 'n tingly now...)
Melissa is gonna get royally dumped and then be told she was cheated on!
Oh man, I hope Steve was dead wrong! (ohh, another)
Stephanie didn't look nearly as old as she had in the past. She looked very lovely tonight... not all shiny and pulled back with duct tape.
Stalker Shannon's teeth were in rare form.
and EWWWWW when she was picking her nose and wanted a kiss from Jason right after...
on second thought.. if he dumps Melissa, then Ha! He deserved it!
(oh the exclamations are flowin' now!)
The chick that thought she was so gorgeous and worth it.. looked tore up from the floor up!
And while Naomi was talking... all that was seen was a set of twins...
behind her very large head.Naomi was asked a lot of questions. Of course.
Boobs = ratings.
Welcome to America.
So... Next week, the truth will come out.
If it all comes down the way Steve says... I will never watch that stupid show again.
If it doesn't... WOO HOO! I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT SEASON!
But... I have a terrible suspicion that Steve will be correct.
I just hope he isn't correct in thinking Jason was in on it from the beginning.
That would really suck.