HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!!!

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Today is my baby's 10th birthday!!!

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I am now going to ask him some questions and write the answers as he speaks them...

This should be fun!

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1. How old are you today?

"10"

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2. How old do you feel?

(Pause) "Like... uh.... I don't know! "Ummm.... 7"

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3. What would be a perfect Birthday for you?

"Ahhhhh... me and my family going to a bowling alley, having my brothers pay for me, and have themselves get out, while I always win, and I'd get ice cream, and a cake, especially ice cream, hmmmm... then we go home, have our cousins come over while it's still sunny, and my Dad does a BBQ with Steak for dinner, ummmm... and after we would play our Xbox 360, and plaaaay, thrillville, and then I would fall asleep while playing and my Dad would pick me up and put me to bed."

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4. What is your favorite thing about your birthday?

"Getting presents"

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5. Do you know how much I love you?

"You forgot to type the #5, but oh well... do I know how much you love me? (giggle, giggle)

You are typing everything I say! (giggle giggle)

Yes.

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6. What do you want to be when you grow up?

"Giggle giggle... that pretty simple!!! A Gerontologist!, giggle, giggle, stop it! Oh come on! Oh my gosh! stop it! Giggle... not so funny anymore! HUH! giggle... eye scratch! Are you gonna put that on you blog? You're kidding aren't you? You are gonna erase that.. aren't you?

I gotta stop saying words.. Darn it!

That will be all.

Giggle Giggle...

It that all? Is that all the questions?

(stare) (smile)

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7. How much do you love your Mama?

"Soooo much.... Up to God and down to whatever that thing is down there! Ha ha... the loser down there...!"

(Looking at Jack, our dog... licking himself...) What are you doing? Are you licking or scratching?

What else did I say?

There you go buddy, and Daisy bit Jack's ear.