Trainwreck TV took to the Train !!!
Oh... it is gonna get good one of these weeks... I tell ya!
Yes, she is still leaning in all the time...
Yes, she is still wrapping her legs around the men.
On one of the previews, one home date actually put police "caution" tape around the hot tub...
THAT was funny!
Wes, the singer, admitted on National TV he was only there for the exposure, he got to sing his song on air (ad nauseum) and on their hometown date... yipeeee, she gets to meet...
wait for it... wait for it...
Oh! Every girls dream!
No, not his family, not his siblings...
HIS FREAKING BAND!
He's a keeper!
And she did... keep him.
"Too perfect" Jake was sent packing... BUT WAIT... there's another... "Deanna" esque episode coming up where he comes back and wants to tell Jillian about Wes.
YES!!! TELL HER ABOUT WES!!!
See how perfect you are... Jakie poo!
I really liked him... but he was a little... toooooo... into her... girls like a challenge...
Oh. My. Goodness... God Bless America...
Foot fetish Tanner.
Let me kiss, hug, suck, lick, stare at, lotion up, massage, groom, pick earwax from my ears, eat my dinner your feet... Tanner.
WHAT A FREAKING LUNATIC!!!
See my post title?
HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT ON NATIONAL TV!!!
What does he wanna say...
"Uh... Mama... Daddy... THIS is Jillian... HEY... LOOK AT HER FEET!!! See Daddy... I'm not Gay!!! I like girls!!! Have you seen her feet?"
That poor boy needs to burst out of his closet... and never step near another girl again... unless they are shopping.
He even chose red snow shoes for Jillian, because she was wearing a red shirt... awww....
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that... but don't go on a straight show... dude... knock on the closet door... someone will let you out...I promise...
Someone asked Jillian what she sleeps in... and Tanner took it upon himself to SHOW her what he sleeps in when she asked him... so he STRIPPED DOWN TO HIS ALMOST THONG UNDIES...
Yep... and she did mention how large his "package" was.
THEN!!! THEN!!!! He says this on his confessional interview...
"I'm a quiet, reserved kind of guy... how doesn't like to reveal too much out of the gate" or something of that nature.
I like Kiptyn for her... but can't help but wonder if he is the one that "malfunctions" on their one on one date in the 'FANTASY SUITE".
You don't sleep with someone on NATIONAL TV!
Your Daddy is watching!
Save your slutty status for private.. Ms. Jillian!
They were all on a train for an interminable amount of time... great scenery... one guy actually got left on the side of the tracks after the date didn't work out so well.
Oh... soooo much Drama for the men and women of the Bachelorette...
What is the world to do?
Until next week...
Jillian... try to keep your clothes on for a few more weeks please...
For your Daddy...