Monday, February 16, 2009

No Deanna... WHATEVER!!!! Trainwreck TV... The Bachelor

OH. MY. CRAP!
ABC....I %$&@$ HATE YOU!!!
I can not believe it!
First of all, WHAT'S WITH THE SOFT CORE PORN IN THE HOT TUB WITH JILLIAN!
HELLOOOOOO!
YOUNG GIRLS WATCH THIS AND BELIEVE THIS IS HOW TRUE LOVE IS FOUND!
Oh, and while I'm at it...
Can you maybe NOT pull in so closely on the kissing so we can see not only the tongueage... but the couples taste receptors?
I mean REALLY!
I can see they are kissing... I don't need to count their teeth!
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There is no need to say how completely pissed off I am that YET AGAIN... DEANNA DID NOT MAKE AN APPEARANCE...
I NOW OWE MAMAKAT 20 FREAKIN' BUCKS!
Another two hours... down the drain... with not so much as a scene buster!
CURSE YOU ABC!!!
CURSE YOU, I SAY!
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Oh... and Jillian!
I really liked her! Much more so than Molly!
I knew her minutes were numbered when he said, while they were perched on the side of the mountain after the helicopter ride, that "She will be my friend forever..."
Yeah... she was done then.
She is sooo cool!
The whole hot dog thing... the quirky Canadian "Accent".
God... does she have great hair!
She needs to be the next bachelorette. NO! Please not the facelift, shiny faced Stephanie!
No... I couldn't handle an entire season of
"Oh, my man needs to be carressed and cared for like no other man in the world" in her Southern
accent.
No... I just couldn't stomach the airy voice and the "I'm living in fairytale land" speak.
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Did you see... did you see... at the very end, the toast, when Jason was talking about going home to introduce the leftovers to Tye... HE NEVER ONCE LOOKED AT MOLLY!
So sad!
Molly... 'he's just not that into you!"
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Tonight really pissed me off...yeah again...
The girls HAD to say they Loved him. I know they did!
That sucks!
What girl wants to be the first one to say something like that... on TV especially!
He said himself...
'I can't say what I'm feeling, so it was important they told me how hey felt." or something like that.
THAT SUCKS!
And Jason... really? It matters THAT much that you didn't meet your future inlaws?
Really?
These 'relationships' last all of a nanosecond after the shows finale, and you are THAT upset about it? Hmmmm.... Not that important!
So they are private people, that don't want all their dirty laundry all over the world...
be happy, you may be protected like that too, by them, someday!
IF you two make it... you are moving her butt to Seattle anyway... so Sunday Dinners with Mom and Dad inlaws are out anyway...
Deal with it!
***
I'm over Deanna showing up.
She will, she won't , she will, she won't...
I DON'T CARE ANYMORE!
Oh, hell, yes I do!
IT HAS TO BE NEXT WEEK....
IT HAS TO!
I'm going to go fold laundry.
Laundry doesn't lead me on.
It doesn't tease me.
It just smells nice out of the dryer, and makes me feel safe.

22 comments:

  1. Now you have me watching the show....lol
    I was disappointed too that she wasn't on the show but not surprised. That's how they get us to watch.......
    Cheri

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  2. Saundra, deep breath now honey.... :)))

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  3. I'm not into toungage, taste receptors and counting teeth either (on other couples).

    Maybe next week Dianna will show.

    SHe'll give him HER advice and possibly interview the girls for him and tell them NOT to break his heart the way she broke his last season and the silly guy's heart she planned to marry then later dumped for no good reason.

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  4. I too thought it was incredible how they teased us with Deanna & she's going to appear on the LAST SHOW! We were cheated!!!!

    But I soooo wanted Molly to go - not Jillian. I too hope she's the next Bachlorette... just for the hair, she deserves it! Poor Jill... how classy was she though!

    And I completely noticed Jason looking at Melissa the WHOLE time he was talking... if he picks Molly, I'll fall in shock!

    Especially because I believe the "After the Rose" thing will be more private because I bet Melissa's parents will be on there.. & they are all "witness protection" or something

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  5. AGREED! I was peeved that he let Jillian go. You are right again about Molly....he never looked at her! Why oh why are we into this crap?!?!

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  6. I hate to break it to you...but did you see the previews for the next show? NEXT week is the stupid girls tell all show...why? So now we have to wait 2 more weeks!! Anyway...Deanna shows up in New Zealand...should be interesting. I think he picked Molly so it would be an easier decision for him in the end.

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  7. I so agree with everything you just said! We all know that he will pick Melissa, why I am not sure, I can't stand her but he will.

    And yes we will have to wait two weeks for that show which really SUCKS big time!

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  8. I am sooooo bummed about Jillian being eliminated!! I was sure that she was the one!!!
    And I am with you on the soft core porn...WTF was that... I mean, with him in between her legs and her grabbing his butt..... uh, helllloooo????

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  9. Not next week! 2 weeks. Next week is women tell all. Ugh, I'm going crazy not knowing what is going to happen!

    Team Melissa!

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  10. I LOVED reading your bachelor blog, it was to funny! Why must they torcher us like they do???

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  11. I agree.... Molly....Really? I just don't see it. Jill was great. She was real and Molly smiles all the time like an idoit! Melissa's got it inthe bag!

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  12. Could you be any funnier??? I was laughing through this whole post! (I agree about the tongue kissing-ewww!)

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  13. I am thinking it's good I don't watch this show!!

    You make it sound so interesting, but I think I would end up frustrated watching it, if it didn't end up like I wanted!!

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  14. Ok I don't watch this show but I am telling you i can't wait for you to post your updates!!

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  15. Hubby and I watch this show religiously. Daughter was here last night watching it with us. Big mistake. She had to point out every five minutes (for two friggin hours!) how stupid the show is. Yeah, we know! Bad morals, stupid girls, we know the drill....

    Can't wait for next Monday!

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  16. Yeah, the hot tub scene was insane! I couldn't believe it. Did you love the scenes for next time at the end when he's all emotional and throws himself against the railing on that balcony?

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  17. I do enjoy your blog. I read several of your posts that made me smile. I am looking forward to living an awesome long life. If 40 isn't fantastic by the time I get there, I'll let you know. However, I'm not worried. Thank you for the lovely comment on my blog. :-)

    -Natalie

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  18. Deanna pisses me off - and what's with all the hype about this coming episodes being "freakish" according to the producer or creator or whomever seeking ratings that said it. freakish? I want the hype to be over and we won't see Deanna next week either because it's the Women Tell All episode. Glad I stopped by, I appreciated your rant - it was similar to my own into thin air Monday night.

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  19. This was my first visit to your blog. I was cracking up at this post...what you said was so true. Although I want Melissa to win in the end...she has been one of my favorites from the beginning...they just go together. Anyway I wish had not ever began watching it. It wasn't that bad at first and my 12 year old daughter started from the first episode wathcing it with me. Well I had to turn it last night....thats ridiculous. Watching him practically have sex with all three women was just way more than I wanted my daughter to see. I wont be tuning in for the next season of The Bachelor...that's for sure.

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  20. Sorry to hear they did it again.
    I find the whole "I love you" so soon thing
    a bit crazy.. I can't love you if I don't
    know you, and I just don't know you well enough
    if we just met this year. I have to know your "people" too. A dinner is not enough.
    I know, I am "old school",lol.

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  21. So true...every word. I almost couldn't sleep that night because I couldn't for the life of me figure out what the whole after the rose ceremony drama is about!!!

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  22. I just found your blog, and thanks for all of the great posts. I love what you had to say about The Bachelor and agree with you. Jillian should still be there, Jason is a fool. And for goodness sake the up close shots on the kissing, the making out everywhere all the time.. Yeah like that happens in realife. Poor editing. Show us real life, hair not done, no makeup, screaming kids, bills needing paid, Then I will be a believer of finding love on tv. This is my last season of watching the Bachelor I don't think I can take anymore. I have heard the same rumor that Stephanie(Fake Everything) is going to be the Bachelorette what a waste of tv time that will be.
    Have a great day!!
    Thanks for sharing the fantastic blog

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