Monday Night, on ABC, DID NOT disappoint...
This weeks episode was thrilling... I am speechless... okay.. I'm not... because that would be stupid on a blog... to be speechless I mean... Ahhh! I have soooo much to say!
I have a little bit of advice, commentary and okay, cattyness and unabashed "not so nice"things to say about some of these "ladies".
Let it be known... right now... I am a girl's girl. I love giving compliments to beautiful women, I don't hate women upon seeing them because they are gorgeous, I don't automatically assume someone is a slut just by looking at her... Ask my hubby... I am ALWAYS telling him how lovely or fantastic someone either looks or is when we are out.
THAT BEING SAID... I AM NOW GOING TO BASH THEM LIKE CRAZY!
Holy NERVOUS BREAKDOWN BATMAN!!!
Some of these girls are lunes!
Shannon -Holy Crap! STOP whitening your teeth... you have NO LIPS! You are alllll teeth! Two words Shannon... MAKE. UP. Use some. Embrace it. Make friends with the blush brush. Spend less money on the teeth, and a little on some Bare Escentuals "Tulip" blush.
Only $32... give me your address... I'll send you some!
And Shannon... here's how I spell stalker now...S.H.A.N.N.O.N. I hope you see yourself on the show and realize how CREEPY you are when you stare at the door or at someone who just walked in the door at 6 a.m..
YOU ARE ON THE BACHELOR... DID YOU NOT KNOW YOU WOULD BE SHARING A MAN?
Clue: Don't beg a man to do anything. Gives them WAY too much power...
"I'm not letting you let me go... I want to come home to you... I want to be Tye's mother..."
Ya gotta go back to dating 101. You. Scare. Me.
Megan - He canned your A**!!! Ha ha!!! Neener Neener! Go talk trash on another show... like the one with the has been rocker or that one with the idiot with the clock as a necklace!
You are not a nice girl... do your baby a favor... don't tell him or show him the video of this part of your life. Ever.
Naomi said "Ascared" for scared. TWICE! and "LIKE" is not an adverb. You must have said it 1000 times in a minute. Like... I like you, like, and like You are so, like cute... blagh!!!!"
Grow up and use the English Language... go with it... be free to use "like" as the 'intro to a simile' it was meant to be now and then.
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren...Really? Telling him to give you the rose or else? Really?
You thought THAT was cute? In bed, maybe 3-4 years down the road, after a couple of kids, as an "added extra" to spice things up... you can be the Dominatrix Lauren... but on National TV?
Ummmmm. no. I know a lot of people from New Jersey... and they aren't like you... you give them a bad name. But... you are gone... so my work here is done.
Melissa... you are still my girl crush. I just think you and Jason are perfect. That is...of course... until Deanna comes and steals him away... I'm sorry Melissa... but you are the PERFECT candidate for the next Bachelorette! But... if Mamakat's sister is correct, and I have a sneaking suspicion she might be, Deanna, may just show up to give advice... in which case, you are my number one pick again. You are just too cute for words. If I were a guy... I'd be totally into you. If I "played for the other team" you would so be my type... but alas...
I like big, hairy, green eyed men named Bill, that snore incessantly and worry whether carrying a camera bag looks like a purse...(sigh)
Stephanie... you are not 34. You're not! 44, even 54... yes. Not 34.
Though you ARE lovely... you just can't be that age. And honey... men like subserviant women (I guess, having never been one... I can't speak from experience)... but come ON ALREADY! You are setting women back 100 years!
In an unreal, dreamy, southern accented voice you said someting like... "Well, if I were in love... I would just go with my man... anywhere he wanted... so we could be a family...together... always... forever... that's what I would do." Barf!
AND HE KEPT YOU!!!
Even poor, nervous breakdown any moment Nikki, was better than you!
That girl is gorgeous! Nuts... but gorgeous. Those cameramen couldn't keep that camera off her
"twins"... although.. who could blame them.. they are SPECTACULAR!
Oh Deanna... come rescue Jason. Please. You are waiting far too long.
Make him cry... then get on with it, and propose TO HIM!
Readers... don't hate... I know she broke his heart... but we all make mistakes.
They are so cute together... but he does so fit with Melissa too.
I love this stupid, trainwreck of a show.
I sure hope my men never want to be on it.
The home date... would NOT BE PRETTY!
My two cents worth...
"Although this show gives men a very bad impression of women... it can still teach the youngin's what NOT to do... therefore... being a service to society as a whole... albeit a trainwreck... but still... a service."