The Bachelor... Melissa has a new Gig!

Oh... I am sosooo excited...!

Yes... I am aware of how meaningless this is going to sound in light of the

economy, world hunger, world peace, and the plight of 3rd world nations...

BUT...people...

My little life is a series of carpools, grocery stores, sport stores and ace bandages...

I NEED A LITTLE ESCAPISM IN MY LIFE!

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So... I am so happy to announce that I read on my Yahoo home page today... that...

MELISSA RYCROFT

Jason the Jerks X paramore...

WILL BE DANCING ON DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!

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Those of you who know me... know I danced for a thousand years on stages all over this great nation way back when, when I was young, cute and thin, so any show with Dancing in it...

I. am. There!

( with the exception of World Dance thingy that was on... I couldn't watch it.. it hurt to watch it... it was horrid)

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My favorite saying in the entire world???

LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE!!!

Eat that Jason and Molly!

My Daughter Melissa is gonna be more famous than you two swindlers in crime!

oH... Did you see her on Ellen the other day?

Ellen and I spend everyday together making dinner, and Melissa was on... and she said...

yes, she knew they were broken up... but what she didn't know was that it was MOLLY,

he was messing with. That had to hurt.

I almost over cooked my Pasta, I was so pissed off!

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So... I will be watching and reporting the events on Monday night now... YEAH!!!

Yes, I will be opinionated, but I also will be so excited to report on Melissa!

She was a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.. my boys LOVE to watch the reality show about their tryouts. That's where I first saw her... she got a lot of face time with the camera then too.

I already know there are gonna be naysayers that say she has too much experience

to do this show...

BALLROOM IS NOTHING LIKE REGULAR DANCE... NOTHING!

I can't wait!

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Now back to the world... the way it was...