Okay, today, I couldn't have an original thought if it bit me in the buttocks.
Sooo, I am copying Letti's idea and asking, no scratch that, pleading, no not that
I AM ON MY KNEES... BEGGING YOU TO COMMENT ON THIS DANG BLASTED BLOG SO I CAN SEE YOU, EVEN IF JUST FOR A SECOND!!
You see, I have a new philosophy, (also stolen from letti's comment section) that
COMMENTS = LOVE
INSERT SOFT MUSIC HERE...
Here is how my imagination runs wild when I don't see ANY comments on some of my posts... but I know you are there, because my Statcounter tells me everyday that you are... BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE UNLESS YOU COMMENT!
Below is the imaginary conversation you and I are having in my head when you don't comment...
Me: Hi, here is my world, in written form, read me!
You: Thanks, I will, but when you ask a question, I will not answer you.
Me: But why! It only takes a second, and I don't even ask you to type that stupid word when you comment!
You: I know, but I am so busy, and besides, I like that you don't know I have been here. I don't want you to get a bigger swelled head from your delusion of grandeur...
Me: But didn't you have an opinion of what I said? Did I make you angry, happy, sad, relieved, anything at all?
You: Well, yes... but I come, I read, I get out. You are just gonna have to live with that!
Me: pppllleeeassseee! Just let me know you understand, liked it, hated it, don't get it, SOMETHING! sniff sniff
You: Nope, not gonna do it. I. don't. like. you. So there!
Me: tear, sniff, hiccup... okay... I get it... you don't have to spell it out for me... you come to get your giggle on, then leave me in the dust. Okay. sniff sniff, go ahead and comment on
LETTI'S Blog... see if I care!!! So There!!!
and.... scene...fade to black
People... don't let this happen in my head any more!!! It hurts!
The voices keep talking and no one answers!!!! AAAHHHHH!
Don't let me get me!
You DO NOT want to see other conversations I have with myself... it's scary!
So comment!!!
Grazie (thanks)
Ciao (bye)
Hey! How are you!
ReplyDeleteOh boy! That was a little scary Saundra. Do you ever have full conversations in your head and then think you've shared something with your husband and he just looks at you like you're getting ready to lose your mind? I'm like, "Keep up, already!"
ReplyDeleteI'm here, I'm reading and posting. Keep at it. It's a healthy way to share your thoughts. Those of us that know you feel like we're sitting in your living room. Those that don't know you, she's really like this in person! Lot's of fun and very aware.
Hey Saundra, I'm here,too.
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ReplyDeleteYou are all very kind and are now officially in my will. Half of nothing is nothing... but still! You are in it! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteHi! I have never visited before, but thanks for the giggles. Funny post. :)
ReplyDeleteNow, please do me a favor and visit mine... pretty please....
love ya
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