Letter 4 to Alex

This is tomorrows letter. He said he is reading them, and not just taking the cash out of them and running. Hmmmmm. We'll see.

May 1, 2008

Aloha Alex!!! Well. We are almost packed. Good thing too! Someone came over yesterday and offered us 1 million dollars for our little house and a BRAND NEW CORVETTE for each person living in the house this week!!! So now there are 4 brand new CORVETTES in our driveway, right now!!! It is soooo sad you decided to take the Hume Lake trip again. Imagine… your dream car, FREE!!! We got to pick the colors too! Mine is purple… of course. The guy bought the house because he found out through the grapevine that JACK AND DAISY, THE AMAZING, SENSATIONAL RATDOGS EXTRAORDINAIRE used to live here, and they are going to make it a National Monument to them. Cool huh??? He thought there were 5 people living in our house… but we assured him there were only 4. Not 5… just 4 this week.

It was sad… If there were 5 here that day, he would have thrown in LIFETIME TICKETS TO DISNEYLAND, MAGIC MOUNTAIN, KNOTTS BERRY FARM, and ALL DRIVEN BY A CHAUFFEURED LIMO EVERYTIME!

But, that’s okay Alex… you really wanted to be in Hume Lake. We understand.

We know it’s worth it for you… We sure do like amusement parks though… Oh well. It’s okay… I guess. At least you are having the time of your life.

That’s what’s really important here. Have a great time. Really, have one. A great one.

Don’t even think about us, all the way over here. Bye. Call me so I can give you our new address in Hawaii. Mom